RAPPER DRAKE BEAT TO CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER TRYING TO SAVE STRIPPER
ATLANTA — “See where saving these hoe’s get you? In intensive care. That’s why I mind my damn business” according to a man who witnessed the fight that is what landed superstar Drake in the hospital as his attempt to save an exotic dancer from an aggressive drunk man turned violent. Rapper Drake was on his worst behavior following a stop on his tour “Would You Like a Tour” in Atlanta. While visiting local strip club ‘Onyx’ he was severely injured during a parking lot scuffle with an unidentified man. “He grabbed the man and fell on the glass. I felt bad for him, but I’m not gonna lie it could have been avoided had he not been just clumsy as sh*t” According to his assistant Drake had few words as he was wheeled onto the ambulance other than saying “all yall n*ggas fired” while pointing in the direction of his now unemployed security team. Doctors say if not for the successful surgery he might have actually become the popular Degrassi star ‘Wheelchair Jimmy’ he played many years ago, but is expected to make a full recovery. **Update** Drake released from intensive care. Now in regular hospital unit.
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